- Daily Gizmo
- n. An interesting item of humor, designed to fit on a
single page when printed, created through the coordinated effort
of David's imagination and research skills. A
term invented by David on November 7, 2002. To
see today's, go here.
- David
- n. webmaster of the Juggle Zone; creator of all things David.
- Davidism
- n. a religion developed among the fans of the Juggle Zone
and characterized by belief in David as God who has revealed himself to
the world via the world wide web. False. Not to be confused with
Davism.
- Davidspeak
- n. language of David.
- Davism
- n. one of a collection of words and phrases that, combined with a subset of the English language, encompass
the language of Davidspeak. Not to be
confused with Davidism.
- funny
- adj. 1a : affording light mirth and laughter; amusing to David.
b: seeking or intended to amuse; facetious. 2: differing from the ordinary in a suspicious, perplexing, quaint, or eccentric way;
peculiar.
- Microsucks
- n. Microsoft.
- pipe dream
- n. an illusory or fantastic plan, hope, or story.
Etymology: from the fantasies brought about by the smoking of
opium
Date: 1896
whate'er
pro. whatever.