WARNING!!!
This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need!

A special circuit in the machine called a critical detector senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use the machine. The critical detector then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence only aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it also to malfunction - they belong to the same union! Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work. Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.

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