YESHIVA UNIVERSITY
VIRUS ALERT - WORK
January 6, 2003
TO: The University Community
FROM: Bob S. Sneakey Information Security Administrator
SUBJECT: Virus Alert - Work
Description:
There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of
WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a
colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.
If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at all,
purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the words 'This is
too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better not be here when I
get back.'
Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in
paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK to
your trash can.
Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do not
have any friends in your address book, then the WORK virus has already
corrupted your life!
